(via fashionlasvegas)
The Emily! 😉
Hi I am Emily:) I like to go on my friends Facebook and post pictures of Nial:) its all good, because I shouldn’t have given my password and username to my friend.
❤❤ you Emily!!
lmfao oh sweet jesus I can’t
The best asks, ever.
| 1: | What eye color do you find sexiest? |
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| 2: | White, milk, or dark chocolate mocha? |
| 3: | If you could get a Sharpie tattoo on your back, what would it be? |
| 4: | Did you grow up in a small or big town? Did you like it? |
| 5: | Your favorite adult as a child? (and not your parents, if they were your favorite) |
| 6: | What kind of smoothie sounds really good right now? |
| 7: | Most embarrassing moment from your elementary school years? |
| 8: | Most embarrassing moment from your middle school years? |
| 9: | Most embarrassing moment from your high school years? |
| 10: | Pirates or ninjas? Why? |
| 11: | Have you ever climbed a tree more than twenty feet off the ground? |
| 12: | Did you like swinging as a child? Do you still get excited when you see a swing set? |
| 13: | If you could have any pet in the world, illegal or not, what would you get? |
| 14: | What's your most favorite part of your body? |
| 15: | What's your most favorite part of your personality? |
| 16: | Madonna or Lady Gaga? Neither? Both? Who cares? |
| 17: | Have you ever watched the Superbowl all the way through? |
| 18: | Have you ever watched any major sporting event drunk? |
| 19: | What's the most delicious food you've ever eaten in your life? |
| 20: | Margarine or butter? Which did you grow up with? |
| 21: | Whole, skim, 1%, or 2% milk? (Did you know they make 1 1/2% milk?) |
| 22: | Which continents have you been on? |
| 23: | Do you get motion sickness? Any horror stories? |
| 24: | Backpacks or satchels? |
| 25: | Would you wear a rainbow jacket? A neon yellow sweater? Checkered pants? |
| 26: | What was your favorite cartoon growing up? |
| 27: | If you had to have a cow or a pig, which would you take? Why? |
| 28: | If you had to look at one city skyline for the rest of your life, which would it be? |
| 29: | Longest plane ride you've ever been on? |
| 30: | The latest you've ever slept? |
| 31: | Would you buy a sweater covered in kitten pictures? Would you wear it if someone gave it you for free? |
| 32: | Do you pick at scabs? |
| 33: | Favorite kind of bean? Kidney? Black? Pinto? |
| 34: | How far can you throw a baseball? |
| 35: | If you had to move to another country, where would you move? |
| 36: | Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? Vietnamese? Korean? Nepalese? How was it? |
| 37: | Small, liberal arts school or public university? Why? |
| 38: | A relationship with love or one with sex? |
| 39: | Do you eat enough vegetables? |
| 40: | Do you like horror movies? How about thrillers? |
| 41: | Would you scratch a crotch itch in public? |
| 42: | Do you swear in front of your parents? |
| 43: | Coolest thing you've ever been for Halloween? |
| 44: | If you could change your natural hair color, would you? To what? |
| 45: | Do you want to get married? Have kids? |
| 46: | Do you use a reusable water bottle? If not, you should. |
| 47: | City or nature person? |
| 48: | Have you ever used something other than "makeup" as makeup? (Like paint? Markers?) |
| 49: | Can you walk well in high heels? Even if you're a guy? |
| 50: | Post 5 awesome things about yourself. BRAG AWAY! |
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haha no problem.. (:
(via ijustkeeponbreathing)
If I ever hang out with One Direction I will find a way to fit their lyrics into everything I say just to see if they notice
| ordering something: | I want.... umm I want, I want, a giant chocolate milkshake.. but that's crazy hmm I want, I want, I want.. a smoothie! but thats not me.. |
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| spilling something on them: | omfg what I mess I just made upon your innocence I'm so sorry fuck. NO ONE in the world deserves this omg I'm such a klutz. |
| finding a cool gadget to buy: | omfg guys look, I don't, I don't don't know what it is, but I need this one thing. |
| at a movie theater: | I've never had the words to say, but now i'm asking you to stay, in these seats while I go to the bathroom, cause they're prime fucking seats and I need to pee like a fucking race horse. |
| driving in my car: | katy perry's on replay, she's on replay, Zayn just split his milkshake, his fucking milkshake iN MY BRAND NEW FUCKING CAR. thx. |
| having breakfast: | hey Lou, I got three little words that I've always been dying to tell you...pass the bacon. |
| when someones being annoying: | omfg you're screwed up, you NEVER listen, I think I just really need my distance bye. (jk bby come back) |
| When Niall eats the last piece of cake: | WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! WHO DO YOU THINK I AM?@>@ YOU ONLY LOVE TO SEE ME BREAKING |
| when we're late: | yeah w.e Liam, take your time, forget about the clock thats tick-tick-ticking |
| At an arcade: | well, do you guys wanna move on, or else we'll play, play, play all the same old games, and we wait, wait, wait for these annoying kids to be done with mario cart. |
| accidentally flipping hair: | omfg I am SO sorry if I just overwhelmed you lol |
be the father of my children please…
(via maketonightlastforever)
kendall.
sorry for my face on your dash
